Posted by: rshalomw | December 21, 2011

A GREAT JOKE

A friend told me this joke the other day.

A man dies and comes before the pearly Gates of Heaven.  He see’s a multitude of clocks.  He was puzzled and asked the Angel what this meant.  The Angel replied that everyone has a clock and when they tell a lie the clock moves forward by one.  The Angel pointed out George Washington’s Clock and said it had moved a couple of times.  He then pointed out Abraham Lincoln’s Clock and said it had moved once. He pointed out Mother Theresa’s clock and said it have never moved once.  The man then asked the Angel where Obama’s clock was and the Angel replied that it was in Jesus’ office.  The man asked what it was doing there, and the Angel replied that Jesus was using it as a ceiling fan!

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